The men in the Pollak family live their lives by this simple philosophy.
“Why stand when you can sit? Why sit when you can lie down?”
As you might imagine, this sort of lifestyle governance lends itself not only to the hardening of every artery in our bodies, but to time well-spent in profound thought. Herewith, profound or not, are several of my recent epiphanies:
• I’ve noticed that all of those TV deals for food slicers, absorbent rags, laundry cleaners, etc., seem to have the same scam going. “But wait! If you call right now, we’ll DOUBLE your order. Just pay separate shipping and handling.”
It’s that “separate shipping and handling” _ usually about seven bucks _ that gets you to buy twice the product you want, assuming you even want the stuff in the first place.
Oh, and people such as Vince Shlomi _ the ShamWow character who was arrested for allegedly punching a prostitute _ and the late Billy Mays, whose cocaine use was a “contributory cause” of his death, have your credit card number.
• On the subject of scams, who has a better one than the National Rifle Association and the industry it supports?
Two years ago, the organization got its members and other gun owners so worked up over the election of Barack Obama that they bought up every bullet in sight, fearing that with a Democratic president, the government would come in and take their guns away.
Seriously, target shooters, hunters and others couldn’t find bullets for many of their weapons, such was the bullet-buying fervor drummed up by the NRA.
The NRA did the same thing, of course, when Bill Clinton was elected. Meanwhile, no law-abiding citizen had his gun or bullets taken away by Clinton and none has had his gun or bullets taken away by Obama.
It has been reported that sales of 9mm Glocks like that used in the recent Tucson shootings have been booming, thanks to people fearing they won’t be able to buy them anymore.
Someone, by the way, is going to have to explain to me why anyone needs a gun that fires 30 bullets in rapid succession instead of — say — one with a 10-bullet magazine.
I’m not buying the old “slippery slope” nonsense about one reasonable restriction leading to a total ban on guns, not when perhaps a 10-shot handgun instead of a 30- shot one might _ just might _ have spared the life of that sweet 9-year-old girl killed by the madman in Tucson.
• When it comes to Sunday’s American Football Conference championship game _ with the winning team going to the Super Bowl _ I’m having a tough time figuring out which team to root for. Do I cheer for the sideline player-tripping New York Jets, with their obnoxious coach, or the Pittsburgh Steelers, with their quarterback who was suspended for four games this season because of accusations from a 20-year-old college student that he sexually assaulted her? Gee, the lout or the thug? Some choice.
• Everybody makes mistakes. I just happen to work for a place that makes them in front of many thousands of readers. In case you might be wondering, finding out in the morning that you’ve screwed up _ and knowing the paper will be out there all day long and there’s nothing you can do about it other than fixing the online version _ is not a good feeling at all.
We do, of course, print corrections for all the mistakes we know about. Some aren’t totally our fault in that they’re based on erroneous information provided to the newspaper, but most of the boo-boos are ours.
The thing that surprises me every year is how consistent our number of corrections turns out to be. In 2010, The Daily Star ran 178 of them, down from 187 in 2009 and just slightly up from 174 in 2008 and 176 in 2007. Most folks who let us know when we’ve messed up are very nice about it. Others can get downright snarky. But believe me, no one is more upset than I am when we make an avoidable error.
Where that is concerned, we’ve already got a running start on 2011. Just this week, in an editorial, we managed to refer to the current New York governor as “Mario Cuomo.” If we were writing between 1983 and 1994, we would have been right-on. However, in 2011, the governor is Mario’s son Andrew.
We regret the error, and all the others we shall make in 2011.
And how to keep them to a minimum is certainly something to think about.
SAM POLLAK is the editor or The Daily Star. He can be reached at spollak@thedailystar.com or at (607) 432-1000, ext. 208.
Sam Pollak
Recent epiphanies on scams, thugs and errors
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I'm happy with our kids to a certain degree
It was several years ago, and I was in the kitchen, telling my eldest daughter and my then-teenaged son about the person who was taking over as publisher at The Daily Star.
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I get by with a little help from my 'friends'
They are my precious friends, although I've met only a couple of them. They are always there -- unlike most of my other friends -- whenever I want them ... or need them. I just have to open a book, and there they are.
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It’s not easy for a politics junkie to get off the stuff
One of the curious things about being a politics junkie is that in any given election year I become even more of a social pariah than usual. I’ll admit that my fervid exclamations about the previous evening’s Republican primary or the latest poll numbers have on occasion been accompanied by grasping the lapels of people I think might be my friends lest they get away.
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The Encyclopaedia Britannica in print, unmourned by me
I've never been particularly fond of encyclopedias, regarding them in my youth as necessary evils to consult and plagiarize in desperate last-minute efforts to get passing grades on assignments I should have done weeks earlier.
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Angelo Dundee was always a good man to have in your corner
So, there I am, sitting on a bench in Miami Beach's ancient, famous and dank Fifth Street Gym, happily taking notes while Muhammad Ali is screaming at me.
- Saturday, February 4, 2012
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Runners-up get no respect in today's America
This will surely come as rather a nasty shock to those who know me today, but I have several impeccable sources who insist without the least fear of contradiction that I was an annoying child.
- Saturday, January 14, 2012
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To err is human; to make good on corrections, divine
"As long as the world is turning and spinning," said funnyman Mel Brooks, "we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes." Fair enough. Still, some mistakes are a bit worse than others.
- Saturday, December 24, 2011
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Sammies celebrate the naughty, the nice and the just plain odd
If 'tis the season to be jolly (and I have it on the very best of authority that 'tis), then what better way to obtain said jollies than to be treated to my Seventh Annual Sammy Awards?
- Sunday, December 4, 2011
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Worrying about religion can be a real shame
I was a young guy, so you know this happened a very long time ago.
- Saturday, November 12, 2011
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A fountain of wisdom gushes forth
There's this tale about a young rabbi from a small village in Eastern Europe who has decided to continue his career in America. Before he leaves, he seeks out his mentor, a wise, revered older rabbi. "Rabbi," asks the young man, "what is the secret to life?"
- Saturday, October 22, 2011
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It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a candidate!
With prominent politicians' campaigns seeming to implode with every interview, we welcome to our studios this evening yet another candidate for high public office.
- Saturday, October 1, 2011
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Texas is making a killing on last-meal savings
Texas has not only made executing prisoners something of an art form, but is getting downright chintzy when it comes to providing the condemned a last meal.
- Sunday, September 11, 2011
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Twice-told tale resonates after all these years
You know how it is when you're telling folks a fascinating story and all you see are weak little smiles, glassed-over eyes and the slow-yet-impatient nodding of heads?
- Sunday, August 21, 2011
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I only made 5 bucks a week, but the benefits were incredible
You might be surprised at how often I'm asked about how I got into this newspaper racket.
- Saturday, July 30, 2011
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Critics caught way off base by decent act
So, I find myself driving in New York City earlier this month and listening to someone getting absolutely excoriated on sports talk radio.
- Saturday, July 9, 2011
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'Smart' technology doesn't make us any smarter
So I'm on my fancy-schmancy "smart phone" the other day, talking to my older brother, Michael.
- Saturday, June 18, 2011
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Memories of a stand-alone photographer
Photographs, quite naturally, are extremely important to Daily Star Chief Photographer Julie Lewis ... but so are words, as I found out in short order 13 years ago when I became her editor.
- Saturday, May 28, 2011
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It's OK to love an imperfect USA
I've been paying pretty close attention for more years than I'd like to admit, but I'd never heard anything quite like it.
- Sunday, May 8, 2011
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He didn't become 'The President' for all of us until Obama got Osama
Some idle musings while wondering how many months _ yes, only months _ it will be before we see the first TV movie about how the Navy SEALS offed Osama bin Laden ...
- Saturday, April 16, 2011
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It's a shame that some folks aren't ashamed
The question just begs to be asked.
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I'm happy with our kids to a certain degree

