Here's a real stunner. As of this week, and for many years to come, 10,000 baby boomers a day will turn 65 years old.
So what are the milestones that mark the passing years as we begin to creak and wheeze? I think melancholia seeps in for us graying geezers as we watch the familiar icons of our youth fade in our rearview mirrors. Here are a few of our old friends to whom we waved goodbye in 2010.
I grew up in a house with five sisters, and nothing created quite the frenzy as when my older sister Fran's Easy-Bake Oven arrived back more than 50 years ago. Our whole family (and a smattering of neighborhood kids) watched wide-eyed as Fran prepared a thimble-sized yellow-cake for us all, cooking it under the warming bask of a single light bulb. Ron Howes, the creator of the Easy-Bake Oven, was 83 when he passed away in February of last year. More than 16 million ovens sold serve as a culinary testament to this home economics pioneer.
I was only 8 years old when I realized what a "crush" was. And the object of my faraway adoration was the cutest, perkiest little blonde on television. Her name was Penny and she helped her uncle, pilot "Sky" King, round up the bad guys out in the wide-open spaces near their Flying Crown Ranch.
I would perch on our living room hassock with my head in my hands and my heart on my sleeve as Penny, coquettishly turned out in a fringe jacket and a cowgirl hat, would chirp her way through a half hour of thrills and spills. Yes, Penny and I had a thing going on, don't you know. Au revoir, sweet Gloria Winters, my "Penny," who left us in August of last year at the age of 79.
Today, experts applaud the innocent, shoes-tied-together lovability of the cartoon character SpongeBob. He is harmless, funny and, well, a little odd. The precursor to the porifera "who lives in a pineapple under the sea" was a wad of green/blue goop named Gumby who charmed kids all the way back to the mid-1950s. Mischievous, trustworthy and, well, a little odd, Gumby was a baby boomer sidekick for the ages. Art Clokey, who gave birth to Gumby, saddled up ol' Pokey and rode off into the Claymation sunset last year at the age of 88.
"Trick or Treat for UNICEF!" No Halloween night in my younger days was complete without that screech echoing throughout my old neighborhood. It was a time when we felt that Halloween had a purpose. How could scarfing down free candy ever feel this good? I mean, we were feeding the world's children at the same time, for gosh sakes! Thanks for the great idea, and those little orange coin boxes, Mary Emma Allison! She passed away last year at the age of 93. "Trick or Treat for UNICEF" has raised more than $150 million for the world's poor since Mary began it in 1949.
Long before Ramen Noodles became the dormitory staple, SpaghettiOs were a teen's best friend. The noodles were not really pasta, the sauce was nothing like your grandmother's, and the meatballs were more meat-like than meat ball, but, oh my, the goodness! I personally ate a warehouse full of the stuff between the ages of 15 and 18. "Uh oh, SpaghettiOs" sang sweet-voiced crooner Jimmy Rogers. Farewell to inventor Donald Goerthe, the "Daddy-O of SpaghettiOs" (yes, that is what he called himself), who died last year at the age of 88.
And a final tip of the coonskin cap to Fess Parker, Erich Segal ("Love means never having to say you're sorry"), to "Book 'em, Dano" and to Adam Cartwright. And goodbye to "Big Bad John" and June Cleaver and many more. And thanks, all, for the memories.
Oh, and let's not forget the international jazz legend Hank Jones, who died in May at age 91. Hank lived in Hartwick for many years. Some considered him the greatest jazz pianist of all time. But I still think the greatest factoid about this Grammy winner was that he accompanied Marilyn Monroe on the piano as she whispered out her sexy and unforgettable "Happy Birthday, Mr. President" to John F. Kennedy at Madison Square Garden on May 19, 1962. What a guy.
I'll catch you in two ...
'Big Chuck' D'Imperio can be heard weekdays beginning at 6 a.m. on WDOS-AM 730 in Oneonta, and Thursday nights from 7-9 p.m. on WSRK-FM 103.9 for his "Oldies Jukebox Show." Find "Big Chuck" on Facebook under Upstate New York Books, or contact him at wdosbigchuck@aol.com.
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My pal Brucie, savior of Sidney's hospital
Ask any hospital administrators if they've ever heard of a closed hospital in New York state that has ever been re-opened. They will say, "Impossible." In a half century of going through records you can't find any.
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Catching a whiff of 'Vermont Vapor'
We just came back from a weekend in Manchester, Vt., and my wife insists that something "magical" happens when you pass the state sign. "I think they spray 'Vermont Vapor' out of the sign or something," she opined, "something that actually changes us."
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Selections from the virtual mailbag
Well, it's time to open up the email bag, and it's really full!
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Recalling days of 'Doughnut King'
In 1969, I was "The Doughnut King" in Sidney.
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Opera great's visit still a thrilling memory
Opera singer Marian Anderson (1897-1993) has been called the "most distinctive American voice of the 20th century."
- Monday, February 25, 2013
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Film clip a window into Oneonta's past
One of my radio listeners sent me an astonishing piece of video recently. I posted it on my Facebook page (go to Facebook, search "BIG CHUCK") and it has been viewed by well over 1,000 people in just a week.
- Monday, February 11, 2013
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Many made stop at upstate naval base
My father was in the U.S. Navy. Not for long, but he did enlist out of high school in 1944. He did his naval training at Sampson Naval Training Base in Romulus. Shortly after Dad's basic training, he was honorably discharged because of a health issue. So, although his service was brief, I needed to find out as much about it as I possibly could.
- Monday, January 28, 2013
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Local foods worthy of national spotlight
Well, President Obama’s second inauguration is over and we can all breathe a sigh of relief and satisfaction.
- Monday, January 14, 2013
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Remembering lives of the not-so-famous
I write about 25 columns a year for this paper. And I must admit, this annual one is always my favorite. A lot of famous people left this world last year, including General Norman Schwarzkopf, Senator Daniel Inouye of Hawaii, jazz pianist Dave Brubeck, singer Andy Williams and TV's George Jefferson actor -- Sherman Hemsley.
- Monday, December 31, 2012
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Canines create unforgettable moments
Last year, I used my holiday column to pay tribute to my dog, Stella. The darn dog actually received fan mail after that, and has insisted that I do a shout-out to her canine colleagues each year around this time. So, to keep Stella happy, here goes.
- Monday, December 17, 2012
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Nothing like an old-fashioned movie theater
What is it about a movie theater?
- Monday, December 3, 2012
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Chuck's daughter returns to a town full of memories
My daughter Frances, OHS Class of 2000, came home for Thanksgiving last week after not having been in her hometown for nearly five years. I asked her to be my "guest columnist" to share her thoughts about coming home for the holidays. I hope you enjoy her story.
- Monday, November 19, 2012
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Time to move on after grueling campaign season
Nobody likes a presidential election campaign better than I do. But this one darn near took a piece out of me.
- Monday, November 5, 2012
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One nasty hurricane more than enough for one lifetime
Hey, Sandy! Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
- Monday, October 22, 2012
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Latter-day stunt men still knew how to thrill
What is it with all these crazy stuntmen all of a sudden?
- Monday, October 8, 2012
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Andy Williams, last of the great crooners
When singer Andy Williams died a week ago, it truly was an end of an era.
- Monday, September 24, 2012
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Senator's farm was all I imagined
Many years ago, when I first arrived in Oneonta, Daniel Patrick Moynihan was the senior senator from New York state. His top aide, Ross Frommer, used to come into the radio station for interviews and to tell my audience about the various legislative efforts involving "their senator."
- Monday, September 10, 2012
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Family's history includes ancestor who knew Lincoln
- Monday, August 27, 2012
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Making up for lost time on Facebook
If there ever was a true-blue phenomenon, it is Facebook.
- Monday, August 13, 2012
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Father's Day gift prompted my first fish story
My family has given me a lot of interesting Father's Day gifts over the years. This year the wisenheimer 15-year-old in the house decided to bestow a special present to me on "my day."
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My pal Brucie, savior of Sidney's hospital



